We & They

Father, Mother & Me,
Sister & Auntie say
Alle the people like us are We
And everyone else is They.

And they live over the sea
While we live over the way,
But - would you believe it? - They look upon We
As only a sort of They!
We eat pork & beef
With cow-horn-handled knives.
They who gobble
Their rice off a leaf
Are horrified out of Their lives,
while They who live up a tree,
Feast on grubs & clay,
(Isn`t it scandalous?) look upon We
As simple disgusting They!

We eat kitcheney food.
We have doors that latch.
They drink milk & blood
Under an open thatch.
We have wizards to pay.
And (impudent heathen!) They look upon We
As a quite impossilble They!
All good people agree,
All good people say,
All nice people, like us, are We
And everyone else is They;
But if we cross over the sea,
Instead of over the way,
You may end by (think of it!) looking on We
As only a sort of They!

-Rudyard Kipling- 

Read more: http://www.todayszaman.com/columnist-255753-thinking-in-terms-of-we-and-they.html

They have

• simit sarayi
• tuktu kekse
• cappy - visne
• fuse ice tea mango ananas & karpuz
• cay keyfi
• keymaklim
• olips

We have

• black bread
• sparkling water
• easy way to pay in restaurants